Accountant, CPA, and IRS Jokes

A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated."

"And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"

The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service. Write on the envelope, "Now, you have everything."

If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?

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