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Banker, Teller, and Loan Officer Jokes

 

A older gentleman goes in to see the Vice President of a bank. The man explains that he wants to take out a loan. The VP asks, "Do you have any collateral."

"Yes, I have this $10,000 bond," replied the gent.

"Very well, you may have a loan in any amount up to $10,000," responded the banker.

The man asks for a $1 loan. The banker is dumbfounded, but decides to give the man his loan.

One year later, the man reappears at the banker and repays his $1, plus $.06 interest, and collects his bond. "Just one minute", says the banker. "Why did you only want to borrow $1?"

The man replies, "Oh, I didn't really want to borrow any money. I just needed a safe place to keep my bond for a year, and they told me at the front desk that the rental on a safe deposit box was $25 a year."


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