Banker, Teller, and Loan Officer Jokes

Q: Do you know why bankers are good lovers?
A: They know first hand, the penalty for early withdrawal.

Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors?
A: A superior being.

Q: What is the difference between big foot and a socially responsible banker?
A: Big foot has been sighted.

Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Q: How do you confuse a bank teller?
A: Give him a bag of M&M's and tell him to alphabetize them.

Q: Why is a BMW a banker's favorite car?
A: Because he can't spell Porsche.

If bankers can count, how come the average bank has 10 windows and only four tellers?

Want to get back at your bank? Put a six-pound salmon in your safe deposit box and go on a three month vacation.

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