Barber, Hair Stylist, and Dog Groomer Jokes

Customer: What do you have for gray hair?
Barber: The greatest respect sir!

Customer: Now that I've started to loose my hair, the haircuts ought to be cheaper.
Barber: On the contrary, sir! It takes me longer to find them!

Barber: Your hair is getting thinner.
Customer: Well, who wants fat hair?

Customer: How do I avoid falling hair?
Barber: Jump out of the way!

Barber: How would you like your hair cut, sir?
Customer: Off!

Customer: I'd like to grow my hair.
Barber: And how would you stop it?

Customer: What do you think of my new toupee?
Barber: I couldn't tell it from a wig, sir!

Barber: (holding up mirror) How do you like your hair cut sir?
Customer: Could you make it a bit longer at the back?

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