Bartender and Cocktail Waitress Jokes

A guy goes into this bar, sits down and orders a drink. While waiting, he notices that the bartender has a very big muscular body but a little tiny head. So, he asks the bartender, "How is it that you have such a huge body and a small head?"

The bartender replied, "I was walking along the beach last weekend and I came across this bottle buried halfway in the sand. So I picked it up, brushed away the sand, and out popped this fine female genie. She said she would grant me three wishes for releasing her."

"For my first wish, I asked for ten-million dollars, and POOF right there on the sand was $10,000,00."

"For my second wish, I asked for a luxury yacht, and POOF right there on the ocean was a 90-foot yacht."

"Finally for my third wish, I wanted to have sex with the genie, but she said that genies were not allowed to indulge in those kind of activities." So, I said, "How about a little head?"

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