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A few days before Mac married Wendy, to show her how much he loved her he had her name, Wendy, tattooed on his penis. When erect, the name was fully visible; normally it read: 'Wy.'

After the wedding ceremony, they went to Jamaica on their honeymoon. Wendy was delighted with Mac's special emblem of devotion. Their hotel had two beaches: one traditional and one nudist.

After two days of the traditional beach,Wendy suggested the 'clothing optional' beach. As Wendy lay on the towel in the hot sun, she asked Mac if he'd bring her a cold drink.

He walked across the sand to the little hut and asked the bartender, who was also naked, for two pina coladas. Mac tried not to stare but noticed that the bartender also had 'Wy' visibly tattooed on his penis.

"Hey," smiled Mac, "what a coincidence. Your girlfriend must also be named Wendy." "Oh no, Mon," laughed the bartender. "Mine say: 'WELCOME TO JAMAICA. ENJOY YOUR STAY.'"


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