That #%$%! Boss Jokes

Webmaster's note: This joke is a not a repeat; it is a different version of a real classic.

Why Bosses Are Full of Sh**

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be the boss. The brain said to the other parts of the body, "Since I control everything and do all the thinking, therefore I should be boss!"

And the feet said, "Since I carry Man where he wants to go and get him in position to do what the brain wants, so I should be boss!" And the hands said, "Since I do all the work and earn all the money to keep the rest of you going, I should be boss instead!"

And the eyes said, "Since I must look out for all of you and tell you where danger lurks, surely I should be boss!" And so were the mouth, the lungs and the heart arguing over who should be the boss and finally the asshole spoke up and demanded that he should be made boss.

All of the other parts broke out in laughter at the idea of an asshole being made boss. The asshole was very angry and felt so insulted that he decided to block himself off and refused to let anything come out of it.

After several days and weeks, the brain was feverish, the eyes crossed and ached, the feet became too weak to walk, the hands hung limply at the sides, the mouth couldn't eat anything, and the lungs and the heart struggled to keep going...

Finally all of them pleaded with the brain to relent and let the asshole be boss over all the other parts. And so it happened. All the other parts resumed their functions and the asshole just bossed and passed out a lot of sh**. The moral of the story is: You don't have to have a brain to be boss, just an asshole!

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