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Stockwell came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. "What's the story this time, Stockwell?" he asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change."

Stockwell sighed, "Everything went wrong this morning, Boss. The wife decided to drive me to the station. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the drawbridge got stuck. Rather than let you down, I swam across the river. Look, my suit is still damp. Then I ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr. Trump's helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was carried here piggyback by one of the Rockettes."

"You'll have to do better than that, Stockwell," said the boss, obviously disappointed. "No woman can get ready in ten minutes."


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