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This guy has been working as a bag boy in a supermarket for five years. One day the supermarket gets new orange juice machines. The bag boy is really excited, so the bagger asks the manager if he can work the juice machines. The manager says no.

The bag boy pleads, "But I've been working here for five years. Why can't I run the juice machines?"

The manager answers, "I'm sorry, but baggers can't be juicers."


Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned to an attendant standing nearby. "This," she said, "I suppose, this is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?"

"No, madam," replied the attendant. "That one's called a mirror."


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