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Clerk and Cashier Jokes
Sales Clerk and Cashier Jokes

 

A young woman is shopping at the mall and asks for five yards of chiffon to make a nightgown. The clerk says, "You certainly won't need five yards for a nightgown."

"Oh yes I will," the young woman says, "I'm marrying this old guy and he has more fun hunting that he does finding."


The department store salesman had almost completed his pitch to the woman to convince her to buy one of those miniature washing machines.

She paused and considered it, while watching it in action.

Finally, she said, "Sir. I want my clothes agitated - not just irked."


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