Coffee / Java Jokes

This guy walks into a coffee shop and asks the waitress, "How much is the coffee?"

"Coffee is two dollars," the waitress replied."

"How much is a refill?" the man asked.

"Free," said the waitress.

"Then I'll take a refill," replied the man.

Customer: "Waiter, is this supposed to be coffee or tea?"

Waiter: "What does it taste like?"

Customer: "It tastes like gasoline!"

Waiter: "Well, sir, that would be the coffee... The tea tastes like turpentine."

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