Cowboy, Rancher, and Texan Jokes

Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock. couldn't

Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?
A: He's got no beef.

The insurance agent was questioning the cowboy who had applied for a policy. "Ever have an accident?" he inquired.

"Nope," was the answer.

"Not even one?" asked the agent incredulously.

"Nope," the cowboy insisted. "Rattler bit me once, though."

"And don't you call that an accident?" exclaimed the amazed agent.

"Nope; the danged varmint done it a-purpose."

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