Dentist Jokes

Patient: "How much to have this tooth pulled?"

Dentist: "$250.00."

Patient: "$250.00 for just a few minutes work?"

Dentist: "I can extract it very slowly if you like."

Dentist: "Would you help me out? I'd like you to give a few of your loudest screams."

Patient: "Why, Doc? It isn't all that bad this time."

Dentist: "Well, there are about 20 people in the waiting room right now, and I don't want to miss the seven o'clock Rockies game on Channel 2."

Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?"

Dentist: "Wear a brown tie."

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