Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

When his eyes began to give him trouble, a man went to a Prague ophthalmologist. The doctor showed the patient the eye chart, displaying the letters: CVKPNWXSCZ.

"Can you read that?" the doctor asked.

"Can I read it?" the Czech replied. "I dated his sister."

The doctor noted with astonishment a tattoo of a bluebird on the shoulder of his high 70-year-old patient, who was in his office for her annual check up. She told him that she had wanted one her whole life, so she and her 16-year-old grandson decided that they would birthday tattoos together.

The doctor inquired why she had not got one sooner. "Until now," she replied, "I was afraid of what my mother would say."

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