Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to see a gynecologist. The doctor took one good look at this woman, and his professionalism was a thing of the past. Right away, he told her to undress.

After she has disrobed, he began to stroke her thigh. As he did, he said to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?"

"Yes." she said. "You are checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "Correct." said the doctor.

He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked. "Yes," said the woman. "You are checking for any lumps or breast cancer."

"That's right," replied the doctor. He then gradually proceeded to having sexual intercourse with her. "Do you know," he pants "what I'm doing now?"

"Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes."

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