Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

A physician helping people in a rural area was called to a farmhouse to help a lady give birth. The house had no electricity to he lit a kerosene lamp and handed it to the seven-year-old daughter of the house hold and told her to hold it up so he could see what he was doing.

The baby was born. The doctor cut the tube, wiped the baby's mouth and nose and then held it up by the feet while he slapped it on the bottom so it would begin to breath on its own. The little girl then said, "Hit that baby again, Doc. That baby had no business crawling up in there."

A 92-year-old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts, the old lady was pronounced dead.

The doctor went to tell the lady's 78-year-old daughter that her mother didn't make it.

"Didn't make it? Where could they be? She left in the ambulance forty-five minutes ago!"

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