Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

A man went to his doctor full of anger. "Doc," he said, "I feel like killing my wife. You've got to help me. You've got to tell me what to do."

The doctor decided on how to best handle the case. "Look," he said, "here are some pills. You take these twice a day and they'll enable you to f*** your wife six times a day. If you do this for thirty days, you'll f*** her to death."

"Wonderful, Doc," said the grateful patient. "I think I'll take her to Miami Beach so there won't be anything to interfere with us and no one will be suspicious." He left with a bottle of pills in his hand and a smile on his face.

Nearly a month passed. The doctor flew to Miami Beach for a medical convention. There, on Lincoln Road, he saw his patient coming along in a wheelchair, just managing to move forward. "What happened?" the doctor asked.

"Don't worry, Doc," the patient reassured him, "two more days and she'll be dead."

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