Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby."

The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby, Doctor? What's wrong?"

The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

The woman says, "A hermaphrodite? What's that?"

The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has the ... er ... features of amale and a female."

The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a penis AND a brain?"

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