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Some of the boys got together to play poker one Saturday night. After about four hours of playing, Jim had severe chest pains and suddenly he slumped over. One of the gamblers, who happened to be a doctor, examined him. To everyone's surprise and shock, poor Jim had died of a heart attack. None of his friends knew just how to break the sad news to Jim's wife. Finally Floyd said, "I think that I can be diplomatic about it, and break the news to her gently." Floyd rang the bell at Jim's house. When Jim's wife answered the door, Floyd calmly said to her, "Jim just gambled with us and lost $1,000." When Jim's wife heard this she said, "Just tell Jim to just drop dead!" Floyd replied, "That's exactly what he did." Or, Choose a Joke Category from the Menu. Jump to Doctor Joke Number: Nurse Jokes
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