Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

A man with a 25-inch-long penis goes to his doctor to complain that he is unable to get any women to have sex with him. They all tell him his penis is too long. "Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is there any way you can shorten it?" The doctor replied, "Medically son there is nothing I can do, But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you."So the doctor gives him directions to the witch.

The man calls upon the witch and relays his story. "Witch, my penis is 25 inches long and I can't get a woman to have sex with me. Can you help me shorten it?"

The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, "I think I have a solution to your problem. What you have to do is go down to a pond, deep in the forest. You will see a frog sitting on a log, who can solve your dilemma. First you must ask the frog, will you marry me? Each time the frog declines your proposal, your penis will be five inches shorter."

The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He called out to the frog. "Will you marry me?" The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, "NO!" The man looked down and suddenly the penis was 5 inches shorter. "WOW," he screamed out loud. "This is great! But it's still too long at 20 inches, so I'll ask the frog to marry me again.

"Frog, will you marry me?" the guy shouted. The frog rolled the eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!" The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down and it was another 5 inches shorter. The man laughed. "This is fantastic. But 15 inches is still too long; he reflected for a moment. "Just a little less would be ideal," he thought.

Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog will you marry me?" The frog looked back across the pond shaking his head in disgust, "How many times do I have to tell you? NO! NO! And for the last time, NO!"...

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