Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

Q: What do you get if you have Strep throat on Friday?
A: Saturday night fever.

Q: What did one tonsil say to the other?
A: You'd better get dressed. The doctor is taking us out tonight.

Q: What is a Podiatrist?
A: Someone who knows the agony of de feet.

Q: How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?
A: It's the one with bite marks on the cap!

Q: Did you hear about the call girl that had to get her appendix out?
A: The doctor sewed up the wrong hole and now she's making money on the side.

Q: How do deaf gynecologists work?
A: They read lips.

Q: Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?
A: To knock the penises off the smart ones.

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