Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible ink.

The couple was curious about what the stamp was for so when they got home, he dug out his magnifying glass to try to see what it was. In very tiny letters the stamp said, "When you can read this, come back and see me."

My friend married a doctor. At a certain point he told her, "You need to do something to spice up our love-making."

Shortly thereafter, he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an M.D. "But, why?" asked her hubby.

"You said I needed to do something to spice up our love-making; I just wanted to get a second opinion," she told him.

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