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Education / Teacher Jokes
Education, Teacher, and Student Jokes

 

A college chemistry professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended, the professor went around the room asking students some questions about the day's lecture.

Of course, he made sure to pick on his tardy student. "Who was it that discovered uranium?" the professor asked.

"I don't know," replied the student.

"Perhaps if you came to class on time, you would know the answer," remarked the professor.

"That wouldn't help," replied the student, "I never pay attention anyway!"


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