Education, Teacher, and Student Jokes

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

A chorus girl gets her education by stages, a college girl by degrees.

They say it's never too late to learn to play the piano, but at 2 am, I really wish my roommate would quit and go to bed.

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