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Education / Teacher Jokes
Education, Teacher, and Student Jokes

 

Little Mary was supposed to bring fifty cents to school for a workbook, so she went to ask her father for it. She found him in the bathroom, stark naked, and in the excitement she forgot all about the fifty cents and asked, "Daddy, What's that?"

Her dad said, "That's what I call 'a shame'."

"The next day at school, when the teacher asked for the fifty cents, Little Mary said, "Daddy couldn't give me fifty cents because he wasn't wearing his pants."

The teacher replied, "Doesn't your father have any shame at all?"

Little Mary said, "Oh, yes, ma'am, he has one, but it's not as big as the one the principal gave you last Thursday."


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