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Education / Teacher Jokes
Education, Teacher, and Student Jokes

 

A professor was handing out exam booklets, and reinforced his policy of a strict time limit. When time was up, he instructed the students to close the booklets and place them in a pile on his desk.

All but one student complied. He remained at his desk, still writing away. About ten minutes later, he proceeded to the professor 's desk.

But the professor says, "Sorry I can't take your paper. You know I will not accept any late submissions. You will receive no credit for the test."

Student: "Why not?"

Professor: "Because you're late."

Student: (angrily) "Do you know who I am?"

Professor: (looks at the student) "No."

Student: (Raises his voice) "Do you know who I AM?"

Professor: (acting nonchalantly) "No."

So the student grabs the stacks of tests, shoves his tests in the middle of the pile and walks off.


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