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Top Ten Reasons to Date an Engineer

1. Complimentary Tutoring

2. Large Earning Potential

3. Can handle stress and strain in relationships

4. Know all the dynamics of relative motion

5. Learn about the benefits of friction and viscosity

6. FREE body diagrams

7. Always back up their hard drives

8. Trained to do it right the first time

9. Specialized in experimentation

10. Can go all night with no hint of fatigue


A rocket inventor named
Bright Once traveled much faster than light.
He started one day
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night.


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