Engineer Jokes

A promising young Lockheed Martin aerospace engineer was killed in a horrific car accident and arrived in Heaven, protesting to Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "But, Saint Peter, I'm only 35 years old. I'm much too young to die. I have a wonderful wife and family, so much to live for. Why in the world am I here?"

Saint Peter looked through a huge stack of papers, looked over the top of his glasses and replied, "Well, according to all of these hours on your time sheets, you've got to be at least 108."

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