Engineer Jokes

Q: How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

A1: None. They are all too busy trying to design the perfect light bulb.

A2: Only the one with the instruction manual.

A3: One. But she would insist that the way she did it was distinctive.

A4: Three. One to hold the ladder, one to hold the light bulb, and the third to interpret the Japanese text.

A5: Five. One to design a nuclear-powered light bulb that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of the USA using that nuked light bulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch.

A6: None. "According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist."

Q: How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?

A1: None. Lava lamps don't burn out, man!

A2: Two. One to change the light bulb, and one to complain about how if they were at a better school the light bulb wouldn't go out.

A3: Two. One to change the light bulb and one to crack under the pressure.

A4: Only one, but he gets six credits for it.

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