SCENE: First night of
the marriage - Part II
GIRL FORM ECOLOGICAL SCIENCES:
"Oh Kissing, that is interesting phenomena that occurs in nature. This
is an initiating process for sex not only found in homosapiens but also
in all heterosapiens, mammals, camels, vertebrates invertebrates and insects.
Out of 1000 ants observed in a closed laboratory in Zuvinich in Yugoslavia
90% of them seem to involve in the process of kissing but the subsequence
is very random with probability 0.672139 that a male ant kiss female ant.
First observe the behavior of ants and cockroaches under various conditions.
That will be very interesting. Isn't it?"
The guy has a heart attack.
GIRL FROM CS (Computer Science):
"You want to kiss me. That is fine I assume that you know the algorithm
for that very well. But you have to complete the process within 56.22
seconds or else connection will be timed out. To optimize the timing lets
do parallel processing. As we have to discuss about our future and other
things, let us do the process of discussion foreground and why can't you
put the process of Kissing background?"
The guy applies for divorce.
GIRL FROM ELECTRONICS ENGINEERING:
"So you would like to kiss me. The process of kissing is an age-old communication
process. The information content of the signal transmitted from one pair
of lips to the other is more if the probability of the event (of kissing)
is less. Hence take care. If you want a successful communication between
us, you should kiss me less often. If the information is to be infinite,
you should never kiss me at all!"
The guy is found hanging
from fan next day.
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