Farmer Jokes

A farmer's bee hives are hit by a cyclone, sweetening everything in the next county. He goes to a bank for a loan to start anew. The banker loans him the money.

A month later, he is back in the bank asking for another loan. "But we just loaned you money to restock," says the banker.

"Yeah, but I had a little bad luck," says the farmer. "I spent the money on new hives and a choice queen bee from Iowa. The queen turned out to be a common whore and took up with a horsefly. Now all the honey tastes like sh** and I had to burn the hives."

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