Farmer Jokes

One morning a man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car with a cloud of feathers.

Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, rang the door bell. A farmer appeared. The man, somewhat nervously said, "I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him."

"Suit yerself," the farmer replied, "the hens are 'round back."

A man took a trip out West after a harrowing divorce proceeding. He stopped in a bar, and after a few drinks stated to no one in particular, "Lawyers are horses' asses."

Hearing this, one of the locals spoke up: "Mister, watch what you say. You're in horse country."

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