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Farmer Jokes
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On a rural road, a state trooper pulled this old farmer over and asked, "Sir, do you realize that your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"

To which the farmer replied, "Thank God! I thought I had gone deaf."


A Kansas cyclone hit a farmhouse just before dawn one morning. It lifted the roof off, picked up the beds on which the farmer and his wife slept, and set them down gently in the next county.

The wife began to cry. "Don't be scared, Martha," her husband said. "We're not hurt." Martha continued to cry.

"I'm not scared," she responded between sobs. "I'm happy because this is the first time in fourteen years that we've been out together..."


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