Farmer Jokes

A farmer with a prize sow makes an agreement with a neighboring farmer (who owns a prize boar) to mate the animals and share the piglets after they're born.

Every morning the farmer loads the sow onto a wheelbarrow and hauls her over to the other farm, waits for the boar to cover her, and then hauls her back home expecting a litter of piglets the next day.

This goes on for some time and the farmer is getting discouraged. This particular morning he calls down to his wife, "Bessie, is that damned sow pregnant yet?"

His wife called back, "No, but she's sitting in the wheelbarrow waiting for ya."

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