Job Hunting and Human Resources Jokes

The lil' blonde was being interviewed for a rather high level executive position in the ad agency. Finally, the interviewer concluded with, "I like your style Miss Lawson, I think you'll do fine. All we ask is that you put out."

"Errr, Sir." she said, somewhat taken aback, "Are you referring to work or sex ?"

"Well, Lil' Lady," he replied, "around here, if you don't do one, you'd better be doing the other."

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job. "Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter if fact, yes !" she replied. "I've been divorced three times."

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