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"Your honor, I am 86 years old," says the old woman. So here I am, sitting there on porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sits beside me. He starts to rub my thigh, and it feels good, your Honor."

The old lady continues, "So I don't stop him, and he begins to rub my old breasts, your Honor. Why, your Honor, I haven't felt that good in years! So I just spread my old legs and say to him, 'Take me, young man, take me!'"

"Then what happened?" asked the judge."

"That's when he yelled, 'April Fool!' And, that's when I shot the son of a bitch!"


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