Judge, Jury, and Courtroom Jokes

Taking his seat in his chambers, the small-town southern judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," the judge said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe."

Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. "You, attorney Leoni, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Mayberry, gave me $10,000."

Then the judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. and proceeded to hand it to Leoni. "Now then, I'm returning $5,000, and we are going to decide this case solely on its merits."

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