Q: What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge?
A: Pollution.

Q: What do you call all the lawyers thrown off a bridge?
A: Solution.

Q: Why are lawyers buried 12 feet underground?
A: Because deep down, they're all nice guys.

Q: Where can you find a good lawyer?
A: In the cemetery.

Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?
A: About three pounds, including the urn.

Q: Why do you need only two pallbearers at a lawyers funeral?
A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.