Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?

It's called: "Sosumi."

---

Did you hear about the British lady lawyer that dropped her briefs and became a solicitor?

---

Did you hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?

He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

---

Did you hear about the lawyer who stepped in cow dung, and thought that he was melting?

---

Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who was so big when he died that they couldn't find a coffin big enough to hold the body?

They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.