Military Jokes

Once at the time of the world war, the Germans were looting all villages of food, wine, and women. Before they could enter one such village, the villagers decide to scoot, except for one young man, who had a 90-year-old grandmother.

So the soldiers found the one occupied house and tore inside. "Bring us some food."

The young man said, "But I have only half a loaf of bread."

"War is War. Bring us the food."

So he gives his last morsel of food.

"Bring us some wine."

"I doubt that there is any in the house, you know how things are these days," said the young man.

"War is War, bring us the wine."

So the young man manages half a bottle and gives it to them.

"Now, bring us a woman."

The young man pleaded, "But everyone has left the village! The only female presence here is my 90-year-old grandmother!"

"War is War. Bring her to us."

The old woman is brought, but she is so frail and weak that the soldiers decide against it and say, "We'll let you off this time."

To which Granny replied, "But - War is War!"

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