Military Jokes

We've all heard tales about how this branch of the military, or that one, is the toughest. Well, let me tell y'all about one of the strictest unit commanders ever to serve in the US Navy.

It was the policy of our Commanding Officer that he, and he alone would approve any and all leave. I approached him one day and asked for time off to get married in a few months

He looked me straight in the eye, and said, "Denied. Son, if we would have wanted you to have a wife, we would have issued you one!"

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