Military Jokes

In the murkiness of a skid-row alley, a street-walker mistook a Salvation Army man for a soldier and propositioned him.

"You may be forgiven as a victim of circumstances," intoned the savior of souls. "Tell me, are you familiar with the original sin?"

"Maybe and maybe not." she shot back. "But if it's really original, it's gonna cost ya an extra fifty."

The Navy always tries to discourage "sick call" to keep the sailors on duty. Two Corpsmen were standing around when a new Seamen entered Sick Bay. The sailor asked if the ship's doctor was any good.

"Good?" said one Corpsman. "He doesn't fool around at all. A guy came in with foot cramps and the doc cut off his foot."

"And remember the guy with erysipelas?" asked the second Corpsman. "The doc lobbed off his right ear."

The sailor turned a pale shade of green and said, "I'll be back later. I've just got a mild case of jock itch."

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