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Two military policemen were chasing a fleeing draftee from the military base. The draftee ran into the courtyard of a convent where a nun was seated on a round bench beneath a tree quietly reading a book.

He said to her, "Quick Sister, please hide me - I don't want to be drafted and the MP's are chasing me!"

She lifted up her skirts and said, "hide under my skirt."

The two policemen came by and asked if she had seen anyone. The nun replied, "No."

After they left, she told the young boy to come out and that all was okay.

The draftee said, "You have a nice set of legs for a nun!"

The nun replied, "If you reach up a little farther, you'll find a set of balls! I'm not going to be drafted either!"


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