Military Jokes

A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave."

The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge. I promised myself that when I got out of the Army I'd never stand in another line."

As a sergeant in a parachute regiment, I took part in several nighttime exercises. Once, I was seated next to a Lieutenant fresh from Jump School.

He was quiet and looked a bit pale, so I struck up a conversation. "Scared, Lieutenant?" I asked.

He replied, "No, just a bit apprehensive."

I asked, "What's the difference?" He replied, "That means I'm scared with a university education."

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