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A battleship captain was in the Gulf of Mexico when a light appeared in the distance. "Steady or Constant?" he asked.

"Steady," said the crew members.

Captain said, "Send this message: on crash course, suggest change course 20 degrees."

The reply came back: "Suggest YOU change course 20 degrees."

"Send this," the captain said. "I am a Captain, change course 20 degrees!"

The reply came, "I am a seaman 2nd class. You change course twenty degrees."

Finally, the captain sent, "I am a battleship! Change course 20 degrees!"

The reply came, "I am a lighthouse - You change course 20 degrees!"


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