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Maid and Housekeeper Jokes

Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse and threw it to Fido, the family dog.

When asked why by her former employer, she answered, "I never forget a friend. That was for helping me clean the dishes all the time!"

As the woman was instructing the new maid on the great care required in handling certain valuable household objects. She pointed to the dining room and said with obvious satisfaction, "That table goes back to Louis the Fourteenth."

"Oh, that's nothing," the maid interjected. "My whole living room set goes back to Sears the fifteenth."

A man was telling a friend about a nudist party he'd been invited to. "I rang the bell, and the nudist butler opened the door." he started.

His friend interrupted, "How did you know he was a butler?"

"Well," he answered smoothly, "I could tell right away that it wasn't the maid."