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Mailman and Postal Worker Jokes

Approaching the counter at a local post office, I said to the stern-faced woman on the other side, "Are you the Postmistress?"

"No!" she replied testily. "I'm the Postmaster. Uncle Sam doesn't pay me enough to be anyone's mistress."

Two postal workers had just gotten off their routes for the day when one of the postal workers saw the other step on a snail. "Why did you step on that snail, Cliffy?" asked his perplexed co-worker.

"Cause that darn snail's been following me around work all day!"

Q: What does it mean when the Post Office flies the American Flag half mast?
A: They're hiring!

Q: Do mailmen have good jobs?
A: No. It's very difficult to be given the sack every day.