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Pharmacist Jokes

A young buck went into a large store for a packet of condoms. "Have you tried the rainbow ones?" asked the assistant who was working in the pharmacy area. "We've got Red ones, Blue ones, Green ones, Orange ones, Yellow ones, plus a few other different colors."

"I'll try the lot" said the young man adventurously.

Six months later, he appeared in the same store with a rather sorry looking young girl asking for maternity dresses. The same assistant, now in the maternity department, served them asking, "What bust, madam?"

"The blue one!" the young man said sadly.