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Pharmacist Jokes

The whole neighborhood shook from the explosion. As shopkeepers ran outside to see what happened, they spotted the pharmacist staggering out of his smoldering building. His white uniform was now scorched black.

The pharmacist went up to a woman standing nearby. "Lady!" he said, "Would you please ask your doctor to write that prescription again. And this time, PRINT IT!"

A guy walks into a gas station and buys a pack of cigarettes. He pulls one out and starts smoking it. The cashier says, "Excuse me sir, but you can't smoke in here."

The guy says, "Don't you think it's kinda dumb that I buy them here but can't smoke them here?"

And the cashier replies, "Not at all - we also sell condoms here."