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Realtor Jokes

When we were recently looking to buy property, I had this over zealous realtor show us what can only be described as a totally worn-out old farm.

I mean the land had just been worked to death. The weeds were hardly even growing.

The smiling super salesman realtor said, "Now really, all this land needs is a little water, a nice cool breeze and some good people."

I replied, "Yeah, I agree. But, couldn't the same be said of Hell?"